on a more optimistic note, i got an iPad for my birthday and it has dramatically increased my productivity (as you can see)
Anonymous asked: I thought you were alive, bro
OK so ya I am alive but… man! I got all these AP tests and finals and shit! I just need a couple weeks… I’m graduating from high school on the 24th so at LEAST I’ll be back by then! But hey, who knows, this weekend I might be able to at least reblog a couple Goebbsies or work on chipping away at that GIANT PILE OF ASKS which I’ve accumulated over the past month or so! Which I do really appreciate, you know!
Anonymous asked: Are you alive?
Yes! Alive and kicking! I’ve just been through a kind of exhausting couple weeks (to put it simply: house fulla guests and toilets fulla puke and backpacks fulla unfinished homework) so I took a little Tumblr hiatus, as I often do, and then feel bad about doing! And as for all of the other asks (yes, I got your ask! Yes, I’m not ignoring you! Yes, I love you, my beautiful follower!), I… I’mma answer them tomorrow I think… my life’s just piling up on me atm.
The Swastika Code
Nick Mercante investigates the death of Victor Morgan, an American diplomat in possession of a rare German Bible—The Eisenach: scripture according to the Nazis. And Morgan’s copy of the Eisenach contains a personal inscription from Adolph Hitler to Joseph Goebbels that holds the key to a secret code to one of the most diabolical plots of The Third Reich Big Discount!b! Buy One, You will love It!!
Hey, somebody was asking for historical fiction involving ol’ Joe Goebbels, right? This sounds kind of like that!
Our Speakers in the Anti-Marxist Battle
by Fritz Oerter, 1932
As we review the Reichstag, provincial parliament, and city elections of 1932, we must conclude that the day of huge mass meetings and mass marches is over, at least when it comes to winning new supporters for the National Socialist…
Ok, so this only mentions Goebbels once, but it’s still a very nice article! Good reading for anyone thinking of going into politics!
(Source: the3rdpath)
Anonymous asked: lolll goebbels probably made magda wear like a hitler mustache during sex and shit.
Well yes, of course! And you know Magda probably loved it.
OK so this is going to be a really stupid story but:
A couple days ago we were watching The Lion King 1 1/2 in my strings class (obviously we do a lot of important work in there) and I don’t know if you guys have ever seen that movie but there are a lot of meerkats in it. So, uh, I guess my point is, Joseph Goebbels is a meerkat.
(Source: onkelspeer)
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Awkward if he accidently got an “Oh yes mein Führer” involved…
cos u damn well know he really did this till his dying day
Imagine, if you will, the following scene:
A girl: welp if this is what I gotta do for that part in ~da big propaganda movie~ I guess it’s kinda worth it so get your pants off and let’s get this over with
Joseph: wait just one thing
Joseph Goebbels pulls out a false toothbrush mustache and brown uniform
Joseph: …
A girl: …
Joseph: …
Joseph: I need you to wear this
